Grossly written for a friend. You might not want to read it if you're eating.
"Paddy's Pooh Yumyums"
There's a new little treat in a little foil wrapper
That's made from stuff you'd find in a crapper
It's the color of chocolate with white chocolate bits
Like corn which doesn't digest one bit
Its not real pleasant so please don't sniff
It'll send you into shock and make your bones all stiff
If you try to take a bite it'll bite you back
Make you feel like you took a brick to the sack
(Chorus)
Paddy's Pooh Yumyums, don't try them today
Paddy's Pooh Yumyums, add to tooth decay
They'll make your innards rot like a corpse in the heat
On the scalding, hot surface of an asphalt street
Paddy's Pooh Yumyums, not fit for Easter baskets
Paddy's Pooh Yumyums, might put you in caskets
He passes them to midgets cuz he really doesn't care
If they make Paddy's Pooh Yumyums in their underwear
If you like your life and you don't want to lose it
If he offers you some, don't be scared, just refuse it
He'll find some other schmuck right around the bend
And make them feel they got a deal in the end
It's a fact that their end will be what's hurtin'
And they can't warn their friends, of that I am certain
That would mean admitting that they had tried a piece
They'd be shunned from north and south, west to east
(Chorus)
Paddy's Pooh Yumyums, don't try them today
Paddy's Pooh Yumyums, add to tooth decay
They'll make your innards rot like a corpse in the heat
On the scalding, hot surface of an asphalt street
Paddy's Pooh Yumyums, not fit for Easter baskets
Paddy's Pooh Yumyums, might put you in caskets
He passes them to midgets cuz he really doesn't care
If they make Paddy's Pooh Yumyums in their underwear
BJH
5/5/2009
