I assume that same logic goes into your knowledge of the female anatomy.
/engel
Uh, no.
I can read proper drum music just fine and I'm a kick-ass drummer.
And there are multiple ladies who can vouch for the fact that I more than know my way around down there

Aww, ya know I'm just pickin' at 'cha.
Besides, it's a well known fact that musicians are automatically better than everyone else in bed exponentially. Unless you're the singer. !#@!'em.