...then someone asks you to play something...

[VoteNo4Pants]

See...My natural showmanship floats to the top in those situations. Usually, when I'm by myself or jamming with a friend, and I !#@! something up, I have to go back and redo it. When looking to impress, I just go "!#@! it" and keep going like it never happened.

I can actually play Master Of Puppets proficiently if I think it will get me free booze or action.

I don't think any Metallica songs would get you action. Maybe some Pig Destroyer would be better.

Anal poon is ideal in this case, tbh

"I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" FTW!

[BMM]

See...My natural showmanship floats to the top in those situations. Usually, when I'm by myself or jamming with a friend, and I !#@! something up, I have to go back and redo it. When looking to impress, I just go "!#@! it" and keep going like it never happened.

I can actually play Master Of Puppets proficiently if I think it will get me free booze or action.

I don't think any Metallica songs would get you action. Maybe some Pig Destroyer would be better.

Anal poon is ideal in this case, tbh

"I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos" FTW!

[Rockbadger]

"Play something we know!"
"Uh, name a band..."
"{band}"
"No..."
"{band}"
"No..."
"{band}"
"They suck..."
"{band}"
"Ooh! I know this..." *Plays random riff that they still probably don't know.
"Uh... great..."

*Repeat till they lose interest.


LMAO!!!

Story of my life...

I will top that

Person: "OMG! I love that Song.'
Rock_X: "Really, I only wrote it today."

[DenHaagGirl]

It's annoying when people say someone is a good guitarist when they actually mean he's a good singer.

It can happen the other way around too - sometimes you hear people talk about the 'legendary singer' jimi hendrix.  Jimi definitely wasn't a great singer!